Boy George Matty got a new car! Didn't read any reviews until after he bought it but that is the man's style. We all do agree that if prostitution was legal we would read up on potential prospects before hand, although only one of us would follow through. The only question is would the review process be more like Yelp or Rotten Tomatoes? Find out on this God Awful episode.
Taylem is mad. Is it the world? Traffic? Women? No... He went in an internal rage at Kinkos because he could not remember his password. We them boys invent a new game called Sex Toy or Power Tool during Hat Tapics and we discuss the worlds first head transplant all on todays..!
Oh boy! We won't get old anymore! We dem boys discuss a new pill we low folk will never have that reverses cell decay in mice... now with more humans. Vulverine was a great movie but we skip over that pretty quickly and not so subtly segway to comic books. <yay> In the news Leroy brings us stories of a Houston woman who hires a hitman to off her husband and he promptly goes to the police, as well as a kangaroo that chases a car two miles after almost being hit. I only ask... did he take the H.O.P. lane?
Ha! We did it again only this time with even more improv! Do not worry, we will take classes eventually. For now enjoy this episode about Matt's soup-icide attempt, Leroy gets asses to Jaguars, and a wonderfully predictable fight in the early morning aisles of WalMart.
Mercy me! Another great day in the adventures of Matt. He got in a wreck and it turned The Crimson Chin into a Mercedes! He hates it of course. Too flashy for him. Anyway... we discuss a drive through funeral home, a pastor who is manufacturing the Holy Spirits and Boaty McBoatface, aka do not leave the internet in charge of naming things. Enjoy!
Matt drives around a pretty young lady who buys him some high class booze and even as a professional driver, still cannot pick up a hint. It all goes perfectly for him after that, of course. Also we get in to some hilarity with Leroy during the news. HINT: A woman and a dog walk into a bar...
We talk Super Bowl, Welch's Grape Juice Uber passengers that love Bone Thugs and Harmony to start off, Hat Tapics sovles the drug crisis and the news tells you how to make 7 Billion in 3 days!
Leroy has joined our terrifically terrible show! He brings news and diatribes galore. In this episode we discuss another horrible day in Matt's self employed career, anime harlots, primates getting primal on tinder and much more! Did you know Matt used to chug Capri Suns to get girls? Maybe its a lie, maybe not. Find out on today's episode!
We recorded some great stuff. Mics not so much. Tune in. Listen. It's God Awful so we are posting it.
New Year, new episode! Matt and Taylem discuss Matt's momentous undertaking of watching 366 movies in 366 days last year and his plans to shake the world again in 2017. We invent a new vending machine and discuss the 2016 Ig Nobel Prizes. Spoiler alert: The sex drive of rats goes down in polyester. How do we know this? Because science. Godawful Five Star Science.
STICKY BUNS
CELEBRITY DEATHS, ROAD RAGE and CHESTIES
Solo Bolo episode with just the OG hosts Matt and Taylem. The hosts begin the episode reminiscing on the celebrity deaths of 2016. Rest in Peace Ron Glass.
Matt takes a road trip to Austin, TX driving a brand new Ford F250. A 'douche bag mustang' cuts him off and sends his phone and sticky bun to the a very out of reach place in the truck. His day was ruined.
This leads to a rant from Taylem about the back up beeps featured on vehicles for our protection. They are terrible and unnecessary. Insert Science! Someone out there is incorporating white noise into large vehicles instead of a beep. Huzzah!
We discuss a new award show, The Chesties, based on cop's body camera footage, all the senesless celebrity deaths of 2016 and Matt goes on one hell of a road rage tangent against the driver of a Mustang that cut him in traffic. Join us for our first published podcast. It is our best so far!
